50 Shades of Shit

This summer has seen a new trend, mainly amongst the female sex. This is a book, called "50 Shades of Grey".

I have seen countless women of all ages reading this book, and upon inquiery about the book i have been informed that it is a heart wrenching love story. seems legit? It would certainly explain why i never see any men reading it.

I read recently that this book is the fastest selling paper back in history, that means it has eclipsed the giant that is the Harry potter series. When i found out about this ridiculous success i delved deeper and decided to read it. I did not want to buy the book, so i read a few chapters of my friends copy......FUCK ME...

This book is not romantic, it is not even about love.....what this book is, is filth. I flicked through the book, reading random extracts and i can genuinely say i was shocked.

The funny thing is, men are regarded to be sex crazed, porn watching animals and women are the sophisticated counterparts who do not engage in such interests. But im afraid women of the world, the secret is out, you might think while sitting on the train, that only other readers know what filth is on those pages......not any more. I can no longer keep a straight face when i see a 15 year old girl reading this book, because i know her engaged look is a result of a lurid and detailed sex scene.

This book is no longer a secret club, we all know.

If a guy was watching porn on his phone on a train, that would seem revolting?
But if a girl reads a page of a book which contains a vivid description of the same act, that's fine?


girls.....nice try,


I refuse to read the whole book, but i presume the film will be out soon.....on Pornhub.