This summer has seen a new trend, mainly amongst the female sex. This is a book, called "50 Shades of Grey".
I have seen countless women of all ages reading this book, and upon inquiery about the book i have been informed that it is a heart wrenching love story. seems legit? It would certainly explain why i never see any men reading it.
I read recently that this book is the fastest selling paper back in history, that means it has eclipsed the giant that is the Harry potter series. When i found out about this ridiculous success i delved deeper and decided to read it. I did not want to buy the book, so i read a few chapters of my friends copy......FUCK ME...
This book is not romantic, it is not even about love.....what this book is, is filth. I flicked through the book, reading random extracts and i can genuinely say i was shocked.
The funny thing is, men are regarded to be sex crazed, porn watching animals and women are the sophisticated counterparts who do not engage in such interests. But im afraid women of the world, the secret is out, you might think while sitting on the train, that only other readers know what filth is on those pages......not any more. I can no longer keep a straight face when i see a 15 year old girl reading this book, because i know her engaged look is a result of a lurid and detailed sex scene.
This book is no longer a secret club, we all know.
If a guy was watching porn on his phone on a train, that would seem revolting?
But if a girl reads a page of a book which contains a vivid description of the same act, that's fine?
girls.....nice try,
I refuse to read the whole book, but i presume the film will be out soon.....on Pornhub.
Friday 27 July 2012
Sunday 8 July 2012
Andy Murray
So, im sat here in front of my tv watching the Wimbledon final.
The final is Roger Federer vs Andy Murray and what annoys me, is that Murray has the whole nation behind him, and yet we all know that this will not end in a British victory. We will be disappointed.
There has always been a joke, that when Murray is playing well he is "British" and when he loses he quickly reverts to being "Scottish", and i am all for that diagnosis, but the 'plucky' Brit will never be able to beat the suave and cool Europeans such as the Swiss Roger Federer.
What we need is steroids. its the only way. Why don't we pump all our sports men and women full of steroids and let them go around the world beating the shit out of our foreign counterparts?
we could win Wimbledon, the world cup, the 100m and even the tour de France!
This is not madness, in fact it is the exact obvious, it is raw patriotism and i think that this is something the nation on the whole is rather lacking.
Yes, we fill up Wimbledon with our tweed jackets and frilly hats eating strawberry's and cream. But there is no passion. Gone are the days when a crowd of Brits would storm the pitch on victory and when pub landlords would offer free ale to those who had come to there establishment to celebrate a British victory.
I don't care if we become the leading nation for scrabble and chess, but i just want all the hype that we give to our sports people to be worth the effort!
..if you were wondering, in the time it took me to write the above, Andy Murray has lost another two games. Stupid Scotsman.
The final is Roger Federer vs Andy Murray and what annoys me, is that Murray has the whole nation behind him, and yet we all know that this will not end in a British victory. We will be disappointed.
There has always been a joke, that when Murray is playing well he is "British" and when he loses he quickly reverts to being "Scottish", and i am all for that diagnosis, but the 'plucky' Brit will never be able to beat the suave and cool Europeans such as the Swiss Roger Federer.
What we need is steroids. its the only way. Why don't we pump all our sports men and women full of steroids and let them go around the world beating the shit out of our foreign counterparts?
we could win Wimbledon, the world cup, the 100m and even the tour de France!
This is not madness, in fact it is the exact obvious, it is raw patriotism and i think that this is something the nation on the whole is rather lacking.
Yes, we fill up Wimbledon with our tweed jackets and frilly hats eating strawberry's and cream. But there is no passion. Gone are the days when a crowd of Brits would storm the pitch on victory and when pub landlords would offer free ale to those who had come to there establishment to celebrate a British victory.
I don't care if we become the leading nation for scrabble and chess, but i just want all the hype that we give to our sports people to be worth the effort!
..if you were wondering, in the time it took me to write the above, Andy Murray has lost another two games. Stupid Scotsman.
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